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上班时,千万别笑出声来!! [复制链接]

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稍微有点那个,不过还是很逗。
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>>Subject: 美女的年龄...(能让你笑出声!)
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>>  某女, 决定下重金, 让自己瘦身. 花十几万元以后,她觉得非常满意!              
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>>    回家路上, 在报摊, 买了份报纸, 找钱的时候, 她问老板:"不好意思, 你猜我
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>>    老板说: “32“  她好高兴: ” 47啦! ”
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>>    接着,她去卖当劳.问柜台的小姐,同样的问题.                              
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>>    小姐说: “我猜29“她好高兴: ” 不是, 47啦! ” 兴高采烈,她去街角的超市,
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>>    忍不住,又问那里的柜台小姐                                            
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>>    小姐说: “嗯, 我猜30“, 她好得意: ” 47, 谢谢! ”
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>>    等公车的时候,她又问旁边的老头.                                        
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>>    老头说:我七十八岁了,眼睛不好,看不出来. 不过,年轻的时候,有种方法,    
>>    可以确定: 如果你让我把手伸进你的乳罩,我绝对可以知道你的年纪!        
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>>    半晌无声, 空旷的大街上, 她终于忍不住好奇:“好吧!你试试看.“
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>>    老头把手,伸入她的衬衫,又伸进她的乳罩,开始缓慢而仔细地摸索.            
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>>    几分钟以后, 她说:“好了! 你猜我几岁?“
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>>    他又捏了最后一下, 把手拿出来. 说:“女士,妳47岁.“
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>>    美女大吃一惊, 讶异的问: “好厉害! ? ?你怎么知道?“
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>>    “保证不生气?“
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>>    “不生气!“
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>>    > “在麦当劳, 我排你后面.“
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有意思,笑!
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3#

说明一个道理,“先占便宜,再下结论!”
最后编辑虫子
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4#

这办法不错
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无聊.没意思!!
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一点也没意思!!
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7#

对不起,我没忍住,笑出声了
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那老头是色鬼!
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没笑
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ha ha
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